i know why britney shaved her head

i feel that way right now. shave the head. start over. cleanse. regrow. restart. rejuvenate. okay maybe im giving that britney too much credit. it still would feel great. of course, after the fact i would have such remorse. i chopped off some of my hair and i had remorse after the fact. okay well every time ive cut my hair ive regretted it later. note to self - stop cutting your freaking hair. just let it grow and grow and grow some more.
at this exact moment, i just want to have that cleansing. a complete turn around and have a fix for every feeling that my body is making me experience right now. my mood is so reflective right now of my own inner turmoil. i was supposed to get paid today for my last sale and apparently the fiance company got the memo that is was screw with karisa week so its having issues with the application and now the buyer is annoyed. which also means that i didnt get paid for that sale today. i was supposed to deliver the rest of the another customers order today but it wasnt in. now i get to tell them that news.
i also had to speak with my mil today. i had that pleasure because tyler said he was going to take her phone as he left it on the back of his truck yesterday and drove off. now its on the side of the road somewhere. since he lost his phone, my job was to replace his. i got the duty of finding out what phones he could get, how much they cost, how long they take to deliver and then realizing that he spent all the money in the checking account yesterday for the materials of his latest job, the choices were narrowed down even further. i waited for his call to let me know what was going on with the money and finally after no word from him, i call his mothers phone. good news galore! she answered the phone. sweet. just my luck. this also comes after my mom told me that she had a talk with tyler and his lovely mother is the one that said to him - why should you have to move out? its your house. you've been paying for it. right lady. im a lazy worthless woman who mooches off her husband and doesnt do a damn thing. oh wait im sorry thats you and im gonna add at least i shower. so there. (insert a mental pic of me sticking my tongue out and giving the finger - yup thats exactly how mature i feel right now)
she was at least falsely pleasant. one word from her i would have promptly sicced my dad on her. hes been waiting years to rip her a new on for that crap she pulled on me from before we got married. she did however tell me i should still pick up a new phone for tyler even though i wasnt able to talk to him. yeah its sooooo my responsibility.
and theres more! unfortunately, for you all its not a special offer that you get if you call in the next 10 mins. tyler asked me if there was someone else. yeah because thats what this is about. im making him leave and stay away from his house because i found a new love but im just blaming it on the fact that hes a royal jerkwad. right. i so have the inclination of dealing with a new man when i have two toddlers and a pain in the rear man in my house. thats what im going looking for, tyler. you caught me. secret lover you can come out now. the jig is up. tyler caught on to us. tyler really is a fantastic husband who makes me feel like the luckiest woman on earth. i should be so proud and honored to make his dinner every night and pay all his bills for the stuff he works for, oh and lets not forget; i am blessed to raise his children and teach them everything they know since he goes out and works all day. silly me.
donations to get me to shut up can be made via my refrigerator in the form of sam adams octoberfest